Hellođź‘‹, I’m Andrew.

I help agencies win better clients & bigger budgets
Practically speaking, I show agencies how to create more value for clients during the new business process—and how to capture a larger share of that value through higher prices and increased profit.
10 (+2) things about me
- I live in Germany with three growing boys and a very patient wife. I’m a lucky man.
- In school, I failed German. I told my teacher I didn’t give a sh*t because I’d never in a million years need to order a currywurst. #Karma
- I use plain language and speak like a normal person… unless I’m speaking German. #MoreKarma
- My first sales job was selling double glazing. It was awful, but I was more awful. I lasted about three weeks.
- Before becoming self-employed in 2006, I was the #1 salesperson for one of Europe’s largest digital media companies. I still have a commemorative mug.
- Strangely, considering my profession, I’m not an extrovert. Even after 25 years in sales, I still get nervous before meetings and struggle to talk to strangers.
- Given the above, I believe anyone can learn to sell—and learn to enjoy it. Even techies and creatives! (Most of whom, in my experience, would rather eat glass than try to sell anything.)
- I think life’s too short to waste time with d*ckheads (personally or professionally).
- I think charging hourly and daily rates for expert services is b*llocks.
- I believe in delivering results… or else. That’s why I’ve always offered my clients a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Not satisfied? I’ll refund your investment in full. Funny thing is, I’ve never been asked for a refund for my services. Ever.
Two more random facts for good measure:
- In my youth, I appeared on UK TV four times: Coronation Street, Cheggers Plays Pop, Cracker, and (for a fleeting moment) Blue Peter.
- Semolina pudding makes me gag. Literally. 🤢