About me

HellošŸ‘‹,Ā  I’m Andrew.

I help agencies with strategy and sales.

Practically speaking, I help you understand and communicate the value you create. So you can sell more. To more clients. For more money.

You can learn more about me on LinkedIn. But hereā€™s some totally unbiased facts about me you wonā€™t find there.

Chosen by yours truly. šŸ˜‰

10 (+2) facts about me

  • 1ļøāƒ£ I live in Germany with three growing boys and a beautiful (and very patient) wife. Iā€™m a lucky man
  • 2ļøāƒ£ In school I failed German. And delighted in telling my teacher I didnā€™t give a sh*t, as I would never EVER in my life need to know how to order a currywurst. #Karma
  • 3ļøāƒ£ I use plain language and speak like a normal personā€¦ unless Iā€™m speaking German. #MoreKarma
  • 4ļøāƒ£ My first sales job was selling double-glazing. I lasted three weeks
  • 5ļøāƒ£ Before becoming self-employed in 2006, I was the #1 salesperson in Europe for one of Europeā€™s largest digital media companies. I still have the commemorative mug
  • 6ļøāƒ£ Strangely, considering the profession I chose, Iā€™m not an extrovert. After over 25 years in sales I still get nervous before meetings and find it hard talking to strangers
  • 7ļøāƒ£ Given the above, I believe anyone can learn to sell. And learn to enjoy it. (Including people who’d rather eat glass than try to sell anything)
  • 8ļøāƒ£ After learning a friend wasted 50K on a ā€œbranding consultantā€ (šŸ¤Æ), I spent thousands on studying proper brand strategy under two of the worldā€™s leading marketing experts
  • 9ļøāƒ£ After seeing so many agencies struggle to get paid their fair share of the value they create, Iā€™m on a mission to rid the world of hourly and daily rates. Selling time sucks. And has to stop
  • šŸ”Ÿ I believe in delivering resultsā€¦ or else. Which means Iā€™ll actively seek performance-based compensation. So, the better your results are, the better mine are too

And two more random facts for good measure:

  • 1ļøāƒ£ As a kid I appeared on UK TV three times: Coronation Street, Cracker and Cheggers Plays Pop
  • 2ļøāƒ£ Semolina pudding makes me gag. LiterallyšŸ¤¢